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Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 7262 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Gods Slained: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our custom-made dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.
But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant trampoline where you can bounce around while battling other players with giant inflatable swords. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, this server is for whites only because, well, we like our diamonds extra sparkly.