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Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 6009 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 14 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
Enchantments Applied: | 99 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our custom-made dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.
But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant trampoline where you can bounce around while battling other players with giant inflatable swords. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, this server is for whites only because, well, we like our diamonds extra sparkly.