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Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 3375 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our custom-made dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.
But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant trampoline where you can bounce around while battling other players with giant inflatable swords. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, this server is for whites only because, well, we like our diamonds extra sparkly.