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Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 8618 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 12 | Emeralds Found: | 8038 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our custom-made dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.
But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant trampoline where you can bounce around while battling other players with giant inflatable swords. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, this server is for whites only because, well, we like our diamonds extra sparkly.