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Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 7882 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Endless Legions Commanded: | 25 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Magic Items Found: | 6404 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 53 | Ores Mined: | 2728 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our custom-made dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.
But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant trampoline where you can bounce around while battling other players with giant inflatable swords. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, this server is for whites only because, well, we like our diamonds extra sparkly.