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Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 4649 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 46 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
Emeralds Found: | 8249 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our custom-made dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.
But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant trampoline where you can bounce around while battling other players with giant inflatable swords. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, this server is for whites only because, well, we like our diamonds extra sparkly.