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Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 548 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 6 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 73 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Star Shards Collected: | 125 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our custom-made dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.
But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant trampoline where you can bounce around while battling other players with giant inflatable swords. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, this server is for whites only because, well, we like our diamonds extra sparkly.