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Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 1150 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Dimension Hops: | 3 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 |
Star Shards Collected: | 254 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
Zombie Dances: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our custom-made dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.
But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant trampoline where you can bounce around while battling other players with giant inflatable swords. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, this server is for whites only because, well, we like our diamonds extra sparkly.