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Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 4684 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Alien Abductions: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 |
Animals Bred: | 28 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 | Divine Spears Created: | 25 |
Towns Built: | 6 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our custom-made dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.
But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant trampoline where you can bounce around while battling other players with giant inflatable swords. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, this server is for whites only because, well, we like our diamonds extra sparkly.