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Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 6868 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
Alien Abductions: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 325 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our custom-made dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.
But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant trampoline where you can bounce around while battling other players with giant inflatable swords. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, this server is for whites only because, well, we like our diamonds extra sparkly.