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Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 1341 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 10 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 32 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
Dimension Hops: | 12 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our custom-made dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.
But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant trampoline where you can bounce around while battling other players with giant inflatable swords. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, this server is for whites only because, well, we like our diamonds extra sparkly.