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Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 1229 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Towns Built: | 9 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 16 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our custom-made dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.
But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant trampoline where you can bounce around while battling other players with giant inflatable swords. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, this server is for whites only because, well, we like our diamonds extra sparkly.