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Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 900 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 |
Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our custom-made dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.
But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant trampoline where you can bounce around while battling other players with giant inflatable swords. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, this server is for whites only because, well, we like our diamonds extra sparkly.