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Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 1404 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Epic Shields Constructed: | 38 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 19 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 89 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 26 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 13 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 22 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our custom-made dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.
But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant trampoline where you can bounce around while battling other players with giant inflatable swords. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, this server is for whites only because, well, we like our diamonds extra sparkly.