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Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 9245 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 79 | Villages Defended: | 17 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our custom-made dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.
But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant trampoline where you can bounce around while battling other players with giant inflatable swords. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, this server is for whites only because, well, we like our diamonds extra sparkly.