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Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 4084 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 277 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 | Divine Spears Created: | 20 |
New Chunks Explored: | 852134 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 35 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our custom-made dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.
But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant trampoline where you can bounce around while battling other players with giant inflatable swords. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, this server is for whites only because, well, we like our diamonds extra sparkly.