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Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 9425 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 2672 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 14 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 9 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 |
one time, a player built a roller coaster that went so fast, it broke the sound barrier and everyone’s headphones exploded. true story bro.
we have a secret underground base where the villagers throw raves every saturday night. you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a villager breakdancing to dubstep.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet ender dragon that farts rainbows? yeah, it’s pretty epic.
so come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. just be careful not to get lost in the maze of llamas wearing top hats.