Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 102/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Zombie Dances: | 7 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 40 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Farms Harvested: | 507 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
Join us if you want to build a rollercoaster made entirely of cheese blocks, ride a llama dressed as a unicorn, or participate in a potato sack race with other players. Our server is like a circus on steroids, with mini-games that will make you question your sanity and laugh until you cry.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the mobs bust out their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden carrots.
So why wait? Join our wacky Minecraft server today and let your inner weirdo run wild! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).
