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Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 701 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Love Letters Sent: | 10 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
Runes Activated: | 5 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. That’s just a typical day on our server! We’ve got custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a Enderman on a sugar rush.
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So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the most absurd and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Your guilty pleasure in life will thank you!