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Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 9934 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 9989 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 36 | New Chunks Explored: | 995122 |
Star Shards Collected: | 222 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 27 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 65 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 |
Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. That’s just a typical day on our server! We’ve got custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a Enderman on a sugar rush.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that can breakdance on command. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the most absurd and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Your guilty pleasure in life will thank you!