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Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 2213 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 16 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 24 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. That’s just a typical day on our server! We’ve got custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a Enderman on a sugar rush.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that can breakdance on command. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the most absurd and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Your guilty pleasure in life will thank you!