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Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 2236 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1499 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Magic Crystals Found: | 14 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. That’s just a typical day on our server! We’ve got custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a Enderman on a sugar rush.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that can breakdance on command. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the most absurd and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Your guilty pleasure in life will thank you!