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Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 5337 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 41 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Votes: | 7660 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 98 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 22 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
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