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Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 6812 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 99 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 21 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Gods Slained: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3100 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
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