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Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 2404 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 19 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 307 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 |
Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. That’s just a typical day on our server! We’ve got custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a Enderman on a sugar rush.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that can breakdance on command. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the most absurd and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Your guilty pleasure in life will thank you!