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Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 1147 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 47 |
Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Crops Grown: | 3799 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Votes: | 3280 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. That’s just a typical day on our server! We’ve got custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a Enderman on a sugar rush.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that can breakdance on command. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the most absurd and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Your guilty pleasure in life will thank you!