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Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 2753 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
Star Shards Collected: | 281 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 19 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 11 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 10 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. That’s just a typical day on our server! We’ve got custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a Enderman on a sugar rush.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that can breakdance on command. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the most absurd and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Your guilty pleasure in life will thank you!