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Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 9595 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 |
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