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Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 2716 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Chimeras Created: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Magical Moments Shared: | 14 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. That’s just a typical day on our server! We’ve got custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a Enderman on a sugar rush.
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