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Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 2493 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
Villages Defended: | 16 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 347 |
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