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Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 3233 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 13 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 50 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
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