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Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 4807 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Wilderness Tamed: | 14 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 367 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
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