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Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 897 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 14 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 2 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 |
Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
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