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Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 5973 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 483 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. That’s just a typical day on our server! We’ve got custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a Enderman on a sugar rush.
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