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Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 223 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Potions Brewed: | 183 |
Emeralds Found: | 290 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 9 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. That’s just a typical day on our server! We’ve got custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a Enderman on a sugar rush.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that can breakdance on command. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the most absurd and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Your guilty pleasure in life will thank you!