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Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 6531 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 46 |
Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 |
New Chunks Explored: | 177605 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 289 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
our server is like a magical land where anhedonia doesn’t exist. you’ll be laughing and having the time of your life 24/7. our players have reported feeling like they’re on cloud nine, with non-stop fun and excitement at every turn.
we’ve even had neuroimaging studies done that show our server can alter your brain connectivity in the best way possible. say goodbye to boredom and hello to endless joy and happiness!
so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most insane, outrageous, and hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it!