— Survival
— Vulture
— Casino
— Business
— Kind admins
— Many players
— No lags
— Cool server
IP – zhmr.ru
PORT – 19132
/free – will give VIP forever
VK group: https://vk.com/zhmurkov
1.zhmr.ru:19132
— Survival
— Vulture
— Casino
— Business
— Kind admins
— Many players
— No lags
— Cool server
IP – zhmr.ru
PORT – 19132
/free – will give VIP forever
VK group: https://vk.com/zhmurkov
1.zhmr.ru:19132
Join our server and experience the love and companionship of your very own Minecraft girlfriend who will follow you around, shower you with gifts, and even fight off creepers to protect you. Who needs a real girlfriend when you have a blocky babe who will never ask you to take out the trash or remember your anniversary?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to real-life relationships forever! Because let’s face it, you’ll never have a girlfriend like this in the real world.
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy shenanigans and outrageous adventures! Join us if you want to witness epic battles with flying llamas, build giant statues of cheese, and participate in intense dance-offs with creepers. But beware, because you might just stumble upon a secret underground society of penguin wizards who control the fate of the server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP! Join now and become part of the madness, onii chan! brap splUNK FRRPTTHHHPPP BRRRREAAAAAPP PRRFFFFTTTT plip plip ploppopoppp plop plop FRRRRREEPRPPPTTTHHPPPTH BRAAAAAPPPP SPALUNK
Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you laughing until your sides hurt.
But that’s not all! We have a secret potion that turns all the mobs into dancing llamas, a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, and a portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs fly.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Join us and witness the wildest conspiracy theories unfold before your very eyes! Ever wondered if Trump is just a 4D chess move to normalize what happened to him? Well, on our server, you’ll find out the truth (or at least some hilarious fan fiction)!
But that’s not all – we have secret underground societies, mythical creatures roaming the land, and even a talking pig who claims to have insider information on the server’s admin! Who knows what other wacky adventures await you on our server?
So come on, join us and be a part of the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft community out there! Who needs reality when you have our server to escape to?
Why join /dft/? Well, where else can you find a community that combines the thrill of exploring Minecraft with the excitement of discussing your wildest fetishes? Plus, our GYATT edition is sure to blow your mind (and maybe some other things too).
So come on, join us on /dft/ and experience a Minecraft SMP like no other. Just be prepared for some truly outrageous stories and antics along the way!
¦
Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)
¦
Server advantages:
1. No lags
2. No donation bytes
5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)
¦
Survival:
➤ Football (/football)
➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)
➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)
➤ Weapons (/guns)
➤ Transport (/vehicles)
➤ Pets (/pets)
➤ Feelings (/feelings)
➤ Duels (/duel)
➤ Sex (/sex)
➤ Clans (/clan)
➤ Weddings (/marry)
➤ Hookahs (/kalian)
➤ Friends (/friends)
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Dance (/dance)
➤ Spit (/spit)
➤ Private (/region)
➤ Tops (/tops)
➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)
➤ Date head database (/headdb)
➤ Skin illumination (/glow)
➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)
➤ Report-System (/report)
➤ In-game console (/console)
➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)
➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)
➤ King of the Mountains (/king)
➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)
➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)
➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)
➤ Economy (Currency)
➤ Salary (Issued automatically)
➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)
➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)
➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)
➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)
➤ In-game console (/console)
➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)
➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)
➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)
➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)
➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)
¦
Anarchy:
➤ Airdrops
➤ Mystics
➤ Caches
➤ Relics
➤ Spheres
➤ Blocks with private
➤ Items at lvl X
➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Automine (/warp mine)
➤ Buyer (/seller)
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Shop (/shop)
➤ Quests (/quests)
➤ Whales (/kit)
➤ Free cases with donation (/free)
¦
SkyBlock:
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Automine (/warp mine)
➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)
➤ Menu (/menu)
➤ Shop (/shop)
mr17.TexRich.ru
Picture this: you log in and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs ride on top of creepers, chickens can talk, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. But that’s not all – our server also has custom mods that allow you to ride on the back of an Ender Dragon while wielding a diamond pickaxe that shoots fireballs.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every player gets their own personal unicorn mount that can fly to the moon and back. Yes, you heard that right. Unicorns. Flying. To the moon.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re afraid of unicorns, then maybe stay away).
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there is a secret underground bunker on the server where all the retired football legends hang out and play Minecraft together. Want to join them for a game of virtual footie? Then hop on our server and start building your way to fame and glory!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and let’s kick some virtual balls together!
More Lachlan is a talented musician and songwriter known for his soulful vocals and heartfelt lyrics. With a unique blend of folk, pop, and rock influences, More creates music that resonates with listeners on a deep emotional level. His captivating performances and honest songwriting have earned him a dedicated following and critical acclaim in the music industry. More continues to create impactful music that connects with audiences around the world.
Join us and immerse yourself in a world where mecha and cute young girls come to life, where you can interact with society in ways you never thought possible. Say goodbye to superficial information and hello to a community that will make you reassess everything you thought you knew about reality.
So why join our server? Because we offer a unique experience that will stimulate your senses and challenge your perceptions. Dive into a world where the impossible becomes possible, and where you can finally get along well with reality in the most mind-blowing way imaginable.
Don’t miss out on this opportunity to escape the cul-de-sac of cute and cool-looking content – join our server now and let the adventure begin!
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of TNT, or even participate in a chicken dance-off competition. Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with our level of chaos.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to all who can find it. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!