— Survival
— Vulture
— Casino
— Business
— Kind admins
— Many players
— No lags
— Cool server
IP – zhmr.ru
PORT – 19132
/free – will give VIP forever
VK group: https://vk.com/zhmurkov
1.zhmr.ru:19132
— Survival
— Vulture
— Casino
— Business
— Kind admins
— Many players
— No lags
— Cool server
IP – zhmr.ru
PORT – 19132
/free – will give VIP forever
VK group: https://vk.com/zhmurkov
1.zhmr.ru:19132
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