— Survival
— Vulture
— Casino
— Business
— Kind admins
— Many players
— No lags
— Cool server
IP – zhmr.ru
PORT – 19132
/free – will give VIP forever
VK group: https://vk.com/zhmurkov
1.zhmr.ru:19132
— Survival
— Vulture
— Casino
— Business
— Kind admins
— Many players
— No lags
— Cool server
IP – zhmr.ru
PORT – 19132
/free – will give VIP forever
VK group: https://vk.com/zhmurkov
1.zhmr.ru:19132
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs, like the elusive rainbow sheep that poops out gold blocks and the majestic flying pig that grants wishes to those who can catch it. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons.
So why wait? Join our server now before the funding runs out and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be a hilarious regret).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden routes and subroutes that will leave you scratching your head in confusion. And don’t even get us started on the achievements – they’re so insane, you’ll be questioning your sanity!
Oh, and did we mention the stars? Yes, that’s right, you can collect stars on our server and become the ultimate star collector in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, it’s a big deal.
And if you’re still not convinced, just check out our complete Episode 2 walkthrough that will guide you through every twist and turn of the Coffin of Andy and Leyley. You won’t find this kind of detailed guide anywhere else!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, once you enter the Coffin of Andy and Leyley, there’s no turning back. Good luck, adventurer!
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, absurd challenges, and hilarious shenanigans. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll instantly become the coolest virgin in town.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamond eggs and shoots fireballs out of its beak. If you can defeat the Ender Chicken, you’ll be rewarded with infinite riches and eternal glory.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the land of the 10/10 virgins!
This is our third iteration of the server, and let me tell you, it’s wilder than ever. We’ve got high ratios of first-time players, so don’t worry if you’re a total noob – our experienced players will guide you through the madness. Plus, we have resets available, so you can make all the mistakes you want without any permanent consequences.
What sets us apart this time? Well, in the past, we were all about that vanilla life. But now, we’re going all out with extensive customization to make even the weakest builds and classes shine. Ninja, Gunslinger, Soul Linker – we’ve got you covered.
And why /trash/? Oh, let me tell you about our thriving ERP community. That’s right, we’ve got people whispering sweet nothings and getting down and dirty in-game. Some even have a thing for Novices – yeah, you read that right. And don’t even get me started on the female high priests in Prontera’s church… let’s just say they know how to cleanse some sins.
Ready to dive into the world of ERP? Get into character, my friend. Whether you’re a submissive priest or a naughty Gunslinger, our helpful members will show you the ropes. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even get knotted by the God of Death Anubis. It’s all part of the fun on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us and embrace the madness. Blue threads, ERP adventures, and all the chaos you can handle – it’s all waiting for you on our Minecraft SMP. Previous players can attest to the insanity – don’t miss out!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting competition, where players ride on chickens armed with sticks and try to knock each other off their feathered steeds. The last player standing gets a lifetime supply of chicken nuggets (and maybe a few feathers).
And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can take on the challenge of the Nether Ninja course, where you have to parkour your way through a maze of lava and ghasts to reach the coveted Nether Star at the end. Rumor has it that only the most skilled players have ever completed it, so do you have what it takes?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our crazy SMP today and show the world who the real champ is!
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be able to access exclusive holomemes that will make you laugh until you cry. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Holo-dragon that roams our virtual lands, breathing fire made of rainbow-colored pixels.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the wacky world of Hololive where anything is possible – even if it’s just in your wildest dreams!