Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 95/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 20 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through our custom-built world, where you’ll encounter everything from flying pigs to dancing llamas. But be warned, the mobs on our server have a mind of their own and will stop at nothing to thwart your plans.
Looking for a challenge? Look no further! Our server is home to the most difficult parkour courses you’ve ever seen, guaranteed to make even the most seasoned Minecraft player break a sweat. And if that’s not enough, try your hand at our PvP arena, where only the strongest survive.
But the real reason to join our server? The community, of course! Our players are a wacky bunch, always up for a good time and ready to welcome new members with open arms. So come on in and join the fun – you won’t be disappointed!
