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| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 3358 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 7 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
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Join us if you’re tired of seeing someone who is planning to see someone else. We don’t tolerate roster treatment here! And forget about putting out on the first date, we’re all about building relationships, not just building blocks.
On our server, we don’t do “choking sex” or share “nudes.” We’re all about wholesome fun and creativity. Plus, we have a strict no-fetish policy for the first few weeks of knowing someone. Save that stuff for later, folks!
So if you’re looking for a server where you can escape the mundane and have a laugh, join us today. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate among our wacky community. See you in the game!
