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Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 4315 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 5 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 18 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 14 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Join us if you’re tired of seeing someone who is planning to see someone else. We don’t tolerate roster treatment here! And forget about putting out on the first date, we’re all about building relationships, not just building blocks.
On our server, we don’t do “choking sex” or share “nudes.” We’re all about wholesome fun and creativity. Plus, we have a strict no-fetish policy for the first few weeks of knowing someone. Save that stuff for later, folks!
So if you’re looking for a server where you can escape the mundane and have a laugh, join us today. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate among our wacky community. See you in the game!