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| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 5439 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 30 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 2049 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 |
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Join us if you’re tired of seeing someone who is planning to see someone else. We don’t tolerate roster treatment here! And forget about putting out on the first date, we’re all about building relationships, not just building blocks.
On our server, we don’t do “choking sex” or share “nudes.” We’re all about wholesome fun and creativity. Plus, we have a strict no-fetish policy for the first few weeks of knowing someone. Save that stuff for later, folks!
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