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Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 7401 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Mythical Quests Completed: | 41 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 42 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 9 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
Crops Grown: | 5895 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 17 |
Join us if you’re tired of seeing someone who is planning to see someone else. We don’t tolerate roster treatment here! And forget about putting out on the first date, we’re all about building relationships, not just building blocks.
On our server, we don’t do “choking sex” or share “nudes.” We’re all about wholesome fun and creativity. Plus, we have a strict no-fetish policy for the first few weeks of knowing someone. Save that stuff for later, folks!
So if you’re looking for a server where you can escape the mundane and have a laugh, join us today. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate among our wacky community. See you in the game!