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Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 8794 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Crops Grown: | 5678 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | New Chunks Explored: | 269915 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Animals Bred: | 15 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 15 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 3688 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
Join us if you’re tired of seeing someone who is planning to see someone else. We don’t tolerate roster treatment here! And forget about putting out on the first date, we’re all about building relationships, not just building blocks.
On our server, we don’t do “choking sex” or share “nudes.” We’re all about wholesome fun and creativity. Plus, we have a strict no-fetish policy for the first few weeks of knowing someone. Save that stuff for later, folks!
So if you’re looking for a server where you can escape the mundane and have a laugh, join us today. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate among our wacky community. See you in the game!