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| Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 4602 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 7 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Farms Harvested: | 517 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 |
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