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Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 9411 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 |
SO, LIKE, RESEARCH SAYS THAT KIDS WHO PLAY OUTSIDE WHEN THEY’RE LITTLE HAVE LESS CHANCE OF BECOMING CHONKY LATER ON! YEAH, LIKE, 15% LESS CHANCE! SO, IF U WANNA STAY FIT AND FABULOUS, JOIN OUR SERVER AND RUN AROUND LIKE A CRAZY PERSON!
ALSO, DID U KNOW THAT PLAYING MINECRAFT CAN MAKE U SMARTER? YEAH, SCIENTISTS SAY THAT BUILDING STUFF IN THE GAME CAN IMPROVE UR BRAINPOWER! SO, COME ON OVER AND BUILD SOME EPIC CASTLES AND STUFF!
OH, AND IF U JOIN OUR SERVER, U MIGHT JUST RUN INTO A WILD LLAMA RIDING A CREEPER! YEAH, WE’VE GOT SOME CRAZY STUFF GOIN’ ON HERE! SO, WHAT R U WAITIN’ FOR? COME JOIN US AND HAVE A BLAST!