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Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 486 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
Alien Abductions: | 0 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 12 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
Dimension Hops: | 9 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
SO, LIKE, RESEARCH SAYS THAT KIDS WHO PLAY OUTSIDE WHEN THEY’RE LITTLE HAVE LESS CHANCE OF BECOMING CHONKY LATER ON! YEAH, LIKE, 15% LESS CHANCE! SO, IF U WANNA STAY FIT AND FABULOUS, JOIN OUR SERVER AND RUN AROUND LIKE A CRAZY PERSON!
ALSO, DID U KNOW THAT PLAYING MINECRAFT CAN MAKE U SMARTER? YEAH, SCIENTISTS SAY THAT BUILDING STUFF IN THE GAME CAN IMPROVE UR BRAINPOWER! SO, COME ON OVER AND BUILD SOME EPIC CASTLES AND STUFF!
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