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Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 4094 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 4 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 19 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
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