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Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 9167 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 930 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 6 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
SO, LIKE, RESEARCH SAYS THAT KIDS WHO PLAY OUTSIDE WHEN THEY’RE LITTLE HAVE LESS CHANCE OF BECOMING CHONKY LATER ON! YEAH, LIKE, 15% LESS CHANCE! SO, IF U WANNA STAY FIT AND FABULOUS, JOIN OUR SERVER AND RUN AROUND LIKE A CRAZY PERSON!
ALSO, DID U KNOW THAT PLAYING MINECRAFT CAN MAKE U SMARTER? YEAH, SCIENTISTS SAY THAT BUILDING STUFF IN THE GAME CAN IMPROVE UR BRAINPOWER! SO, COME ON OVER AND BUILD SOME EPIC CASTLES AND STUFF!
OH, AND IF U JOIN OUR SERVER, U MIGHT JUST RUN INTO A WILD LLAMA RIDING A CREEPER! YEAH, WE’VE GOT SOME CRAZY STUFF GOIN’ ON HERE! SO, WHAT R U WAITIN’ FOR? COME JOIN US AND HAVE A BLAST!