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Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 7790 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
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